Submissive Dave needs help

[Sheik]

So will someone please help him, please?

That talk of post sex clean up and cream pies is making me quite queasy.

[elmo]

Can't we just shoot him and put him out of our misery?

elmo

[Sheik]

Nah, that would be cruel and inhumane :(

[slademan]

We can give him a job in a mens shoe store

[Sheik]

Now that is just plain inhumane.....:D

[VincenzoTurismo]

I think Miranda should take some responsiblity and heat for this one. He's her slave right??? LOL

Ciao,

VT

[submissivedave]

Oh Sheiky, you are too kind to place my inquiries here in this section of the board. How can I repay you?

How about I do some cleaning up for you and your hot blonde girlfriend ... LOL :D

[submissivedave]

Originally posted by VincenzoTurismo
I think Miranda should take some responsiblity and heat for this one. He's her slave right??? LOL

Ciao,

VT

Please don't blame Mistress for my actions, I should be solely reponsible for my them ... it has nothing to do with her ...

[Sheik]

Thanks Dave but we already have a sexy maid working for us. Cute young thing too, I think the g/f has the hots for her.

[submissivedave]

Damn !!! Then how about I lick their dripping puddles of pussy juice after their fishy lesbo encounters?

Ah lucky you !!! You get to watch hot lesbo sex !!! :D

[Sheik]

Well dave, looking at the ladies and the vacuum cleaner I see 3 sucking mechanisms. Not sure I want a man's tongue on my floors cleaning it up.

[Cardinal Fang]

The thought of subdave walking around Sheik's house with a feather duster and a leash being held by Miranda is a little too much for me on a Friday....

[submissivedave]

I think it would be quite fun and a good relief outlet for the weekend ...

How about it Sheik? Lets all go to your house for some S&M fun !!! :D

[The Baroness]

Originally posted by VincenzoTurismo
I think Miranda should take some responsiblity and heat for this one. He's her slave right??? LOL

Ciao,

VT


What has he done now?

[VincenzoTurismo]

Sheik was just worried about SubDave enjoying creampie leftovers.

Don't worry Miranda he claimed sole responsibility for his actions. But you should try locking him up or keeping him on a leash.

Ciao,

VT

[Sheik]

Originally posted by submissivedave
I think it would be quite fun and a good relief outlet for the weekend ...

How about it Sheik? Lets all go to your house for some S&M fun !!! :D

Dave, reread this part which was 2 posts above your last one.


Originally posted by Sheik
Well dave, looking at the ladies and the vacuum cleaner I see 3 sucking mechanisms. Not sure I want a man's tongue on my floors cleaning it up.

[dickydoem]

I think that submissivedave needs more than help or just a job. With more than 1100 posts in just over 3 months and appoaching 12/day (is that some kind of record?) I think that it's about time for subdave to get a life!

[VincenzoTurismo]

Pretty soon he shall surpass all the big time posters and in record time too.

What was that about Shiek being the original veteran??? By the way SubDave is posting he doubles the daily average of Shiek so expect SubDave to be in the #1 slot in about 6 months.

Best of luck down the stretch guys!!!

Ciao,

VT

[ToronToto]

Originally posted by miranda
What has he done now? Stated so "matter-of-factly". Yeah, I almost peed my pants.

[submissivedave]

Oh please ... I am just here to have fun and enjoy life ...

Not to mention that I also learn alot from other users ranging from sexual practices, to "hobby" related, to masturbating, to dating girls, to politics, economics and philosophy ...

I don't really care about the messege count and daily average counter man ... I rather have that thing disabled ... please don't judge me by it and hold it against me ... hehehe ... ;)

[Sheik]

Cracks up laughing at Paul's reply

VT: Sheik, member since Aug 2001 avg post 5.5 perday
Subdave, member since Feb 2003 avg post 11.2 perday

Personally I think Subdave will run out of steam pretty soon. :D

[DenWa]

quantity and quality are two very different things...

[Goober Mcfly]

Originally posted by DenWa
quantity and quality are two very different things... That's what Lil'Miss told me....

[DenWa]

just wait, my Canadian friend...your time is coming...

DenWa rubs hands together and chuckles in an evil fashion