Santa

[SamanthaJones]

"Santa" is not only a FAKE but also an egotistical manipulator.

and you know I do not make comments like this often!

[Sheik]

What brought that up?

[fred Zed]

Hasn't he already gone back to North POLE ?

Any chance you can PM me the proof ?

[Willywants]

Whoever he was, he isn't, wasn't, never was and never could aspire to be, the real Santa!

The real Santa is me! At least in spirit! I love to give!

Willywants (to give Sam a warm hug!)

[rama putri]

And his elves are brainwashed slaves.

[Diode]

"Santa" is not only a FAKE but also an egotistical manipulator.

and you know I do not make comments like this often!

You're a mean one, Mr(s) GRINCH!!

[Terminator2000]

What brought that up?

Perhaps, a few saturday afternoon champagne glasses...

[drlove]

This thread is obscure, not to mention over 6 years old. Someone's got way too much time on their hands... :rolleyes:

[Mia.Colpa]

That's for sure, would like know what possessed rama putri to scan the archives over 6 years ago and reactivate a weird thread. This is scary rama.:eek: On second thought I don't want to know, weird man.

[Master Muse]

Sam - please pm me

L.A. is lovely this time of year

[big_iguana]

Little Johnny's Letter to Santa


You must be surprised that I'm writing you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month! While filled with illusion I wrote you a letter and I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of rollerblades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year! Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school. I'm not going to lie to you, Santa, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me. With my parents, my brothers, my friends and with my neighbors, I would go on errands and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing I wouldn't do for humanity! WHAT BALLS YOU HAVE LEAVING ME A FUCKING YO-YO, A STUPID ASS WHISTLE, AND A PAIR OF SOCKS! WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING, YOU FAT SON OF A BITCH? YOU'VE TAKEN ME FOR A SUCKER THE WHOLE FUCKING YEAR, TO COME OUT WITH SOME SHIT LIKE THIS UNDER THE DAMN TREE. AS IF YOU HADN'T FUCKED ME ENOUGH, YOU GAVE THAT LITTLE SHITHEAD ACROSS THE STREET SO MANY FUCKING TOYS, THAT HE CAN'T EVEN WALK INTO HIS DAMN HOUSE! PLEASE DON'T LET ME SEE YOU TRYING TO FIT YOUR BIG FAT ASS DOWN MY CHIMNEY NEXT YEAR! I'LL FUCK YOU UP! I'LL THROW ROCKS AT THOSE STUPID ASS REINDEERS OF YOURS, AND SCARE THEM THE FUCK AWAY, SO YOU'LL HAVE TO WALK YOUR BIG FAT ASS BACK TO THE NORTHPOLE, JUST LIKE I HAVE TO DO SINCE YOU DIDN'T GET ME THAT FUCKING BIKE, YOU PUNK BITCH!! YOU KNOW WHAT SANTA, FUCK YOU!! NEXT YEAR YOU'LL FIND OUT HOW BAD I CAN REALLY FUCKING BE...YOU'VE BEEN SLEEPING ON A MOTHERFUCKER FAR TOO LONG! SO WATCH YOUR BACK NEXT YEAR, YOU FAT BITCH!

Sincerely, Johnny