Who wants to go to tonights game 7

[slademan]

I'm offering to take the winner of this little contest to tonights game. In order to win a ticket to tonights game 7, Tell me why I should take you, who ever has the best answer will win. This should make for some interesting reading and offers. And by the way, I'm the judge.

[Goober Mcfly]

I'll give you a hummer.

[Goober Mcfly]

Ummm....if nobody else offers you anything, I'll withdraw my offer of a hummer and buy you a cappuccino, or something.

*eye-shift*

[elmo]

I should go 'cause I'm the only guy from toronto that has answered this thread so far.

Even if I am a Habs fan...

elmo

[Goober Mcfly]

Oh, by the way, you're going to have to tell me soon as I need to get to Toronto by game time...

[blitz]

i've got a 7am meeting so i gotta chill at home.

take goober, he's a qualified respondant and i understand he gives good HJ

Honest Jocularity

enjoy the game boys

GO LEAFS

[Goober Mcfly]

Thanks, blitz, but honestly I can't make it. Mom's psoriasis is acting up again. I need to go buy salve.

[blitz]

LMAO

[blitz]

mayhaps slade should pm a few ladies or be stuck with a sausage fest

a few women have been involved in the Tor/Ott posts and Tues ain't THAT busy on a hockey night

GO LEAFS

[Goober Mcfly]

Okay, I lied. I'd rather rub salve on a geriatric's psoriasis then spend 3 hours with slademan.

Happy?

[blitz]

Goober, with all this salve rubbing tonight I can only understand from these posts that you refer to your little goob as "geriatric mom"

that's creepy

[slademan]

N_V is banned from the competition due to his remarks in a PM, and these are the lamest reasons I have ever heard in my life.

[Goober Mcfly]

Originally posted by slademan
these are the lamest reasons I have ever heard in my life. Hey, admit it, if Annalee or Kathleen or any other hot chick offered what I offered....you would take it.

[n_v]

Originally posted by slademan
N_V is banned from the competition due to his remarks in a PM, and these are the lamest reasons I have ever heard in my life.

getting offended at hearing the truth there slademan?? Leafs are gonna get KILLED!!!!!!!!!! :D

[slademan]

So Goober, are you offering for them.....someone better hurry up and win this contest or else I'm stuck taking the wife.

[Drunken Master]

In real life I'm a busty super model with no self-repect and a low tolerance for alcohol. Hockey is the only aphrodisiac, as far as I'm concerned. I don't talk much and I tend to think and say what men tell me to think and say. Oh, I'm also a multi-millionaire and I need someone to manage my money. If this isn't enough, I am definitely not Gobber.

Can I come?

[Drunken Master]

I'm also definitely not Goober.

[johnnyhandsome]

A Goober is a peanut.

[Jim Rome]

Pick someone with a soft shoulder to cry on.

[MojoRisin']

Originally posted by Jim Rome
Pick someone with a soft shoulder to cry on.

who said slademan is a Sens fan Pansey?

[shack]

I would have given you $500 for the ticket. Too bad I got home from work too late.

[slademan]

Originally posted by shack
I would have given you $500 for the ticket. Too bad I got home from work too late.

So then how much will you give me a ticket for Game 3 next Wednesday against Philadelphia.

[Goober Mcfly]

So? Who won?

[slademan]

You did Goober........next time answer your PM's

[Goober Mcfly]

FARK!

And I had a big spit-ball all ready for Eddie.

Hey! I'm a poet and don't know it!

[slademan]

Maybe thats what happened to Lalime on two of the goals, he had Goobers spit-balls in his eyes

[shack]

Originally posted by slademan
So then how much will you give me a ticket for Game 3 next Wednesday against Philadelphia.
Ask me again after the game so I can show what a big spender I am when it doesn't matter anymore.

Seriously though, I may be able to make it to a game next series for face value. Waiting to hear back from a bud. A single red is going for $285. My sofa's looking pretty comfortable right about now.