The Art of Female Self Gratification! Gentlemen, We May Be Doomed!!

[Willywants]

Star article, today's Life Section, by Catherine Porter, Life writer!

"Sex Toys Get Wholesome!"

"Women flock to workshopsto hone their skills as a new openness takes hold!"

"Erotic toys are now all the rage among women!" say sex store owners!

Gents, I sense a rising tide here, that could eventually reach Tsunami proportions!
Courses extolling the virtues and rewards of female self indulgence are sweeping the city!
Where will that leave us as hobbyists?? Oh my God!!!

Ladies, please take the alternate course offered, Fellatio 101, instead!

Do all these new toys come with directions??
Like, preheat oven to 100F degrees, place device in oven for 15 minutes, remove and then apply! The difference of 1.4F degrees from normal body heat of 98.6F degrees will be accommodated in the time it takes to remove the device from oven and apply to intimate parts!

Where's the passion in that ladies? Oh! Yes! They do vibrate! Sorry!

Willywants (to be a sex toy! Except he doesn't vibrate! Well!! Maybe sometimes!)

[sweetdiane]

Diane doesn't like toys!! She's likes the real thing-- and will never tire of it... even when pleasing herself....


;)

[Toni the Tigress]

Speaking of "self gratification" check out the below. You men are becoming an endangered species.

www.fuckingmachine.com

[jack]

I suspect a man invented it so he could watch TV and satisy his lady at the same time!!

[Willywants]

I'm not giving up! Just throwing in the towel to wipe down the machines after each use!

Saw a remarkable video some time ago with three porno queens taking turns riding on what looked like a version of the Sybian!

Don't think I have ever seen women come so hard and so often as when they rode that machine!
I've been buying up parts and attaching them to my body ever since! Watch out ladies!

Willywants (to own one and rent it out!)

[fred Zed]

Originally posted by johnny56


Maybe the Taliban could help?


Lol...If we can find him !

Willy, I have more bad news. I had an inquiry from an advertiser here:
www.lickitysticks.com

looking to promote their sex toy store on TERB just this morning. One day soon we'll wake up to find all the Sps gone from the site. :)

[Notion]

Here's a solution:

click here (www.fhm.com/hardware/gadgets/sex/item.asp?id=3)


Great gift for the wife on V-day!?!



( Perhaps your favorite SP would assist with the plaster application ):D

[mrpolarbear]

My wife has a Sybian and she loves that thing. I'm just trying to get her to have a Sybian party for her girlfriends after i modify it to accept dollar bills so they can help me get some of my money back .

[Sheik]

Just wait until this http://www.magicbanana.com/ is discovered by every lass on the continent.....

[Cool Dude]

Look what you started here Willy, you traitor!:p

[Willywants]

No traitor here MR. Cool!
Just thought I would post an advisory for all my fellow Terbies!

Now if we go back a bit and look at the pseudo suggested for our first TERB party, BRET, (Buyers and Recyclers of Erotic Toys), we can go around and gather the used ones up and just not recycle them!
That may be a start to our salvation!

Hey tinop!
Got the same request from a lady down Halifax way! Wanted me to buy her one of those new little finger vibrators and send it, or bring it next trip East!
I have a half drawer full of various toys I thought might entice the wife! No such luck!
"If you think you are going to use that ugly looking thing on me, you're crazy!!" Nice response! They've been sitting in the drawer for years!!

Willywants (to try something new and different! Like maybe a sneak attack!)

[sexysophia]

Willywants (to try something new and different! Like maybe a sneak attack!)



Willy lm keeping my eyes on you .... your way to funny.....dont want to be the woman that says "ooooooooohh" in surprise...lol

tintop: look in dresser next to the bed.....you will be surprised....smiles...


just kidding guys....

[Willywants]

Hey tinop!
Sophia could be right!
That's where I keep all of my wife's unused ones!!

Willywants (to clean out the wife's drawers!)

[Willywants]

Be careful tinop!
Heard from a lady once that elephant's use their trunks as a great tickler!
Keep looking! She just might have one stashed in the walk-in somewhere!

Willy