The truth about jobs and men

[Heather]

What the job really says about the man.


Investment banker - I look better in my double breasted suit than I do in my birthday suit, but I'm rich, so I hope you won't notice.

Producer -I'm charming with little substance, and a little substance abuse problem.

Postal worker - I'm really lazy or kinda crazy- but probably both.

Special Ed Teacher - I'm above materialism- and by the way, I drive a dodge dart.

Entrepreneur -I'm always looking for my next hot honey, er I mean deal

Artist -I come from money. I run from money.

Lawyer - We will argue. I will win. You will pay for it.

Actor -I didn't get enough attention as a child but I did get lots of orthodentia.

Stand up Comedian - I didn't get enough attention as a child, and I didn't get any orthodentia.

High School teacher- I didn't make it as a stand up comedian.

Graphic Designer - Can we pretend I'm an artist?

Writer - I'm memorizing every clever, insightful thing you say. Of course, I'll change your name and take all the credit when I use it.

Freelancer - I have commintment issuses.

Career Counselor - I couldn't find mine.

Highway Patrol Officer - I'm a top.

[k57]

Definition of freelancer: Unemployed!

[Heather]

I think that goes for the artist too ; )

[RTRD]

...was pretty good!

[Hard Idle]

Special Ed Teacher - I'm above materialism- and by the way, I drive a dodge dart. That was when we were in school. Now they've updated to LeBarons and Acclaims...


High School teacher- I didn't make it as a stand up comedian. ...and couldn't get nominated as the local NDP candidate.


Actor -I didn't get enough attention as a child but I did get lots of orthodentia. ...and higher than average chance of Bi-swinging.


Writer - I'm memorizing every clever, insightful thing you say. Of course, I'll change your name and take all the credit when I use it....and don't even mention grooming.

[ThePunkPanther]

accountant/CFP -- a con artist who's very effective at ripping off clients and ruining lives.