need help with a translation....

[Bboy]

Ok this is a weird request I know. It's for a joke t-shirt for a good friend who need a laugh right now.
How do you say "Mr. P*ssy Licker" in German?
Don't ask the story is just too long and sordid but my team does need some help on this asap.
thanks

[Willywants]

Applying the german learned in High School, I think an appropriate interpretation could go something like this:

"Herr Splitz Licken"
or
"Herr Licken sie Splitz"!
or
"Herr Haben sie Splitz? Ich Licke!"

Willywants (to go back to school!)

[drlove]

Perhaps Herr Splitzlecker would work as well. (not sure about the "splitz" part though.

[blogs]

Herr Miezekatze Licker

free translation from this site

http://itranslator.mendez.com/MSOffice/MSOffice10Eng_us-EntryPage.htm

[Bboy]

thanks all....you guys ever wonder if we just have far too much time on our hands? :)

[drlove]

hmmm....maybe...

Time to fill the void!...Escorts, anyone??:)