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Sheik
03-17-2002, 10:04 AM
Came across this somewhere in cyberspace and just had to share it with you. Bear in mind, this is a joke and is in no way trying to infringe on any copyrights. The trade name and the trade logo are kept together.


Which condom would you use?



Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Toyota Condoms: Oh, what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Mentos condoms: The freshmaker.
Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: 10 million strong and growing.
Lays condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
Coca Cola condoms: Always the real thing.
EverReady condoms: Keeps going and going......
Avis condoms: Trying harder than ever.
New York Lotto condoms: Cause hey -- you never know.
Chevy condoms: Like a rock.
Ford condoms: The best never rest.
Dial condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody
did?
Macintosh condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
Secret condoms: Strong enough for a man, but ph balanced for a
woman.
KFC condoms: Finger-licking good.

My personal favourite, Dodge Condoms, The new mayor of truckville. (Okay, thats a bad one...)
shack
03-17-2002, 11:25 AM
How about McDonald's? You deserve a break today.
Scary thought.
great bear
12-21-2005, 01:59 PM
Great Bear Condoms "Barely big enough for the biggest bear"
A-ROD
12-21-2005, 02:02 PM
M & M's melts in her mouth not in her hands ;)
great bear
12-21-2005, 02:16 PM
Glass merchandisers condoms "If it breaks you own it".
Esco!
12-21-2005, 02:17 PM
Whats a condom??? :confused:
great bear
12-21-2005, 02:20 PM
Whats a condom??? :confused:
They used to be called apartments. Now you have to buy them and they are called condoms.
PHNINE
12-21-2005, 02:24 PM
I prefer the invisible condoms. :eek:
great bear
12-21-2005, 02:24 PM
Golfcourse Condoms: Always a hole in one
Is it true it takes you 300 strokes to get the hole in one?
great bear
12-21-2005, 02:27 PM
I'm par for the course.
Understand you spend a little to much time in the rough.
great bear
12-21-2005, 02:31 PM
I prefer the courses that offer two holes in one.
great bear
12-21-2005, 02:35 PM
When I'm asked "do you have a good wood?" My reply is "if I don't, I can make good wood anytime."
Esco!
12-21-2005, 02:37 PM
When I'm asked "do you have a good wood?" My reply is "if I don't, I can make good wood anytime."
So long as the pump's working
great bear
12-21-2005, 02:42 PM
Does anyone think that "Woody Woodpecker" was more than just a cartoon bird?
Esco!
12-21-2005, 02:49 PM
Does anyone think that "Woody Woodpecker" was more than just a cartoon bird?
Not when he had his pump
great bear
12-22-2005, 10:28 AM
Not when he had his pump

Esco, in your sig is that Goober going at the Fangster?
Esco!
12-22-2005, 11:00 AM
Esco, in your sig is that Goober going at the Fangster?
Yes, and they're going bareback :eek:
Sheik
12-22-2005, 11:13 AM
I think I will use chocolate condoms this year.....

http://media.skoopy.com/vids/vid_00918.wmv
Hornet
12-22-2005, 06:23 PM
The iPod nano condom = "impossibly small" :D
baltimoron
12-22-2005, 08:55 PM
Maryland Lottery condoms: Let Yourself Play
Applebee's Dental Dams: Eatin' Good in the Neighborhood
Medieval Times condoms: We Joust
Jack Mioff
12-22-2005, 08:58 PM
Mazda Condoms:

Vroom, Vroom!