A warning to any ladies planning to come out west...

[Celia]

If any of you are crazy enough to move to Vancouver, please read my "BAD CLIENT ALERT" in PERB first, or PM me for details.

I'm totally homesick and I think someone just tried to kill me... I have just met the biggest psycho in my history of escorting....

Thank God I'm alive, though TOTALLY FREAKED OUT!

Take care....
Celia*

[BottomsUp]

Thank God you're ok. I saw you once and thought you were a total sweetheart. Come on home to T.O. the good, and I'll put you in protective custody in my condo, away from those psychos.

[Celia]

Yeah ok... But you'll have to pay for the plane ticket.... deal?

xox
Celia*

[Mr. Downtown]

They all drink waaaay too much coffee out there.

[slademan]

Originally posted by Celia
Yeah ok... But you'll have to pay for the plane ticket.... deal?

xox
Celia*

Well I've got lots of points piled up, hmmmmmm I think i smell a business deal comming on.....by the way i'm glad your ok.......and Mr. Downtown, whats wrong with drinking lots of coffee, I'll see you at Starbucks bud.......cheers

[Celia]

Dude... it rains for like 3 months at a time here... you'd drink a lot of coffee too!

Anyways, coffee is good... I think I could go for a latte right about now!

Slademan... what's this about a business deal? Bring it on!

[Celia]

I take that back about the rain.. I think.... Vancouver is currently covered in about a foot of snow... WEIRD!

[Celia]

Well Celia, you know you are always welcome in Toronto. But we have our share of wierdos here too, and I am afraid the more you work at this the greater the chance you have of meeting them. Oh wait, you met me already!

Be selective ... get references ... meet in a public place ... and when this all gets too much ... stop before you lose your wonderful attitude!

[Gina Lee]

Hi Celia, its unfortunate to read what happended, I'm thankful you are OK.

If there are any ladies travelling to the west coast, please don't hesitate contacting me. I will gladly answer questions, etc... I want you to be safe.

We have finally set up a network system for Vancouver. It is kept as private as possible.

Stay safe, Gina

[Feef]

Originally posted by Celia
Well Celia, you know you are always welcome in Toronto. But we have our share of wierdos here too, and I am afraid the more you work at this the greater the chance you have of meeting them. Oh wait, you met me already!

Be selective ... get references ... meet in a public place ... and when this all gets too much ... stop before you lose your wonderful attitude!

Are you talking to yourself?

Feef

[Sheik]

She copied it from another post.

[Celia]

Originally posted by Feef
Are you talking to yourself?

Feef

No, I didn't write that. Someone must have the same name as me, or logged in using my account. That wasn't me. Weird.

[Manji]

I was wondering about that too...
Thought you were losing it out there....

Well, unless she is matching you post for post somebody else is using your account.

[Celia]

Likely she's a friend of my old driver's and accidently logged into my account on his computer. It's very easy to do.

[Celia]

:D

Wow... have you guys seen what plane tickets cost these days? I just found one for $20.05 from Jetsgo! Yikes! Looks like I may get to come home afterall....

[Mikehorn]

Cool, keep us posted. You were on my must see list before you left :)

[Celia]

Will do...

[Jaman50]

I told you .. you should have stopped in Calgary.

We are nice guys here ... only trouble is we are a bit starved for sweet ladies to have FUN!! with.

Come see us some time ... SOOON

[Rocker65]

I agree with Jaman shoulda come to Calgary. Could have cleaned house! It is a dry gulch out here with almost NO scene. strip clubs are pathetic with a "four foot" rule, No incall sp's Cougars working 90% of the mp's. Oh well at least Ontario is only a 3 hour plane ride!!!! Gotta be out there once a month minimum!

[red]

I agree with Jaman shoulda come to Calgary. Could have cleaned house! It is a dry gulch out here with almost NO scene. strip clubs are pathetic with a "four foot" rule, No incall sp's Cougars working 90% of the mp's. Oh well at least Ontario is only a 3 hour plane ride!!!! Gotta be out there once a month minimum!

this is what happens when you conservatives run the province - they want to run your lives too

[Celia]

Is it true that Calgarians eat "prairie oysters"?

[slademan]

:D

Wow... have you guys seen what plane tickets cost these days? I just found one for $20.05 from Jetsgo! Yikes! Looks like I may get to come home afterall....

The thing is after taxes your ticket will cost $600.00

[yychobbyist]

Is it true that Calgarians eat "prairie oysters"?

Only after we finish off the cow tongues first.

[Celia]

Only after we finish off the cow tongues first.

Ewe..

[JohnC]

Ewe..
Cows not sheep!! :D

[Celia]

Yuck?

[backflush]

Just went I thought I heard it all. Thank god you are OK.

We would all just love to see you again here in TO. <big hug>

[Celia]

Just went I thought I heard it all. Thank god you are OK.

We would all just love to see you again here in TO. <big hug>

Aaaaaaaaaawwww... you making me all teary-eyed... and I don't even know who you are! Hugs back...

[scubadoo]

Celia....a very weird experience to say the least and I am glad that you are ok.

I'm actually coming out to Vancouver the beginning of April on business. I had you on my list of escorts to contact, hope you'll still be out there at this time. :)

[Celia]

Hey

I can't really garentee anything, but you can always try contacting me then. In all likelihood, I will be going to Toronto mid-February, then heading down to New York afterwards and hopefully staying a little longer this time. Perhaps you can catch me in TO before April?

[Mikehorn]

Please let us know when you're taking appointments for your TO visit :)

[Celia]

I'm always open to suggestions.

[Moderator]

This thread is closed.

Celia and fans - please find another venue for this banter, especially about taking appointments, rather than in the Public Service Announcements forum. Threads here shouldn't get too off tangent, otherwise it downplays the importance of the announcements here. Thank you.