Underwear tunnel

[iguana]

Does anyone use that stupid slot in the front of underwear. I once figured that it was used by those born before WWII by something I read. Why don't manufacturers just get rid of it.
(PS Women think we use it all the time)

[gramage]

makes sex in public less obvious: her in a skirt you with your fly downand using that opening and your ready to go at it anywhere (what can I say, sex in public is one of my major fantasies)

[Sheik]

Christ, I dont even buy underwear with the slots anymore. Boxers, briefs or bikinis are all avail without the slot. I just slide mine over and away we go.

[Toad-O-Line]

Rumour has it that a designer got quite pissed off trying to unhook his date's bra that he decided he would design a pair of underwear that would frustrate the ladies.

Seriously though, that opening serves no purpose:

* If you are really dying for a piss you'll never get it out in time

* It can be uncomfortable if it slips through the opening & rubs up against a cold zipper

* The bottom of the opening will collect lint

* It must increase the cost of the underwear due to excess material and sewing

[Avery]

The "tunnel" is all about practicality and speed.

Originally posted by Toad-O-Line
Seriously though, that opening serves no purpose:

Yes, it does. It's a hell of a lot easier to get it out through an opening designed for that purpose rather than under the leg elastic or over the top elastic. There's much less likelihood of spraying everywhere.


If you are really dying for a piss you'll never get it out in time
Saving two or three seconds makes a big difference in an emergency!


It can be uncomfortable if it slips through the opening & rubs up against a cold zipper
Never happens, at least with briefs. Maybe with woven boxers with no button in the fly.


The bottom of the opening will collect lint
Only if you wear them for several weeks at a time. Try changing yours more often. :)


It must increase the cost of the underwear due to excess material and sewing
Maybe, but most briefs without openings sell for more than those with them.

I'm always amused when I go to the can in a place where there is a wall of urinals in use. There's always some guy struggling to get it out because he has to undo his belt and drop his pants part way to free Mr. Happy. Hell, I often see some guys' asses exposed to the world while they're standing there, and it's not a pretty sight!

I'll take briefs with a "tunnel" any day!

[iguana]

its fun as a holster sometimes when you're having sex.

[Ping]

are you guys missing the Bigger picture???thats not an acess trap, not a dew disperser...that is used to hold potatoes or other vegitables in place with stability so when your wearing your Magnum PI jeans out to IKEA the ladies think your built like Mr. ED!!!:D

[Goober Mcfly]

Thanks guys. I haven't laughed so hard since I heard the expression "Piss shivers".

:D

[Animal]

Underwear- What is that?

Do your balls hang low- do they swing to or fro?

God I love that song

[drlove]

I forgot that it was even there!

[Ping]

do they swing to and fro??? i

s that a b-side on the album with : doo yur boobs sag low? do they wabble to the ground? can you tie them in a knot? can you wrap them all around???

[Willywants]

Not to be laughed at! To be thoroughly enjoyed!
Nothing like a good old pee shiver!
Almost as enjoyable as a good sneeze, or nasal orgasm as some refer to it!

The sneeze stupid, not the pee shiver!

Willywants (to have a good sneeze while enjoying a pee shiver! Wow! A double hit!)

[Ping]

the pee shiver outside on a brisk morning is perhaps the best!then back into the pocket ...which works like an eskimo's second door to keep the cold out...maybe Im onto something (?)

[iguana]

http://www.geocities.com/RainForest/Andes/2649/oldresults/result1.html

And I'm still trying to figure out what the hell it is.

[iguana]

From another thread:
Being a 40 year old male, for as long as I can remember I always get a little shiver up my spine towards the end of a wizzer. I've always called this a Piss Shiver. I have never talked about this assuming it happened to everyone. One day I was talking to a friend who was toilet training her daughter and she said that she did a little shiver towards the end. I knew what she meant but everyone else wondered what the hell she was talking about. Is it only me and my friends daughter who get the piss shivers???

Answer:
No you're not the only one. Other people have asked the question before & i think the closest thing to a possible answer was slightly low blood pressure.
Check with you doctor next time you visit.