How to impress a Woman / Man

[TheNiteHwk]

How to Impress....... A Woman
Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
dance with her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her

How to impress a Man
Show up naked.
Bring Beer.

[gramage]

Originally posted by TheNiteHwk

How to impress a Man
Show up naked.
Bring Beer.

I'd prefer Jack Daniels actually.

[grooverider]

Who needs beer? Just show up naked.

Always in the Groove...

Grooverider

[Kitty]

Show up naked and bring beer :D

[sara@select]

If you REALLY want to impress a lady just show up with her favourite libation (be it wine or champagne) and your tongue placed ______(not in cheek)
Of course to fully grasp this concept I would suggest the thread on "the going down syndrome" as posted by our own sxysyndy- should be required reading material!

Sara x :)

[wipeme]

How to impress a woman......


Show up semi naked......lick your eyebrows.




;)

[Jenn_angel]

Lets see... Actually give a **** about more then just sex, while at the same time be able to give a good ****...

Sorry everyone... Frisky again...

I agree... Read Syndys thread! mmmmm...

[BigDaddy2K2]

hey Jenn
if yer feelin frisky i provide a reasonable outcall service

LMFAO

love ya

[Willywants]

Just wondering if any of the ladies here would think it rude if Willy licked the inside bottom of the bottle after the wine/champagne is done??
A bad habit I've developed in the last few years!
Only ever got it stuck once! What an embarrassing week that was!
Ever tried to discuss business or talk on the phone with your tongue stuck in a wine bottle!
I do prefer champagne bottles though!
You know that indentation at the bottom of the bottle? Must protude upward into the bottle about an inch, maybe 1 1/2 inches!
Well, when you stick your tongue in the bottle just far enough, it kind of comes up at you like a woman's cervix!

Willywants (to dream on!)

[goodtime]

TNH, so true. But for me, I'll gladly trade beer for sex.