Vibrator story

[iguana]

I once asked about bringing a vibrator to an SP and was instructed by SPs to bring a new one in the package, once cleared by SP. I'd like to let you all know that I had a friend working in a porn store who regularly took gear home, tried it out and put it back in the package...including fucking a rubber chick's butt. Just thought I'd make everyone's day with that one...what you're buying may already be used.

[TheNiteHwk]

You mean my doll was not a virgin before I got her???? OHHHHH. The horror of it... I want my money back.

Hey, I wonder who gets to *test* those rubber dolls before they leave the factory? LMAO.

Your in a local pick up bar. Girl: "So, what do you do for a living?" You: "I/m a pu**y tester" "OK, yah sure" she says, quickly exiting. LMAO.

[Toad-O-Line]

Actually it's all true! A good friend of mine owns a porn store and he told me he's opened the packages before (mostly customers checking out the "Texture" of the merchandise).

[Ping]

Cum on...most of those things are modeled from real live porn stars and such; so whats one more poke going to do??? (yuck; joking) ...my question is how do you dispose of something like that? Imagine your landlords expression when he sees a full size ass sticking out of the trash...never mind, what if you've become tired of hiding your www.realdoll.com under the bed, so you need to get rid of it? Kind of gives me the creeps.


and no I didnt find that link on my own, Howard Stern jokes about it, he has one on his set if you watch the show too.

[iguana]

..ebay

[Ping]

Yeah , For Sale: recently washed slightly used Humpdoll, buyer assumes all risks of Fungi and rashing http://www.chrisrenee.com/ccbill/784.jpg
different wigs and lubricants avail; see sellers other auctions
:p

[drlove]

I'm laughing so hard my eyes are watering...I can barely see the keyboard to type!:p BTW...I didn't know they were waterproof! ROTFLMFAO.................................

[Remo]

$6000 for a doll? I mean they look good as far as rubber dolls go but come on. Thats too funny.

[Toad-O-Line]

Wow!

If you plan on spending that kind of money on her, then you'll also end up buying various lingerie, a wheelchair to move her around, make-up for when you want to go out, her own cell, etc.

[chella]

Oh my lord!!!! Thanks for the huge smile and laughter that just will not stop...I laughed so hard to all your funniness, thanks for bringing a smile to my face..Just the thought though, sends shivers down my back.. Thank goodness for antibacterial soap....Princess..

[The Challenger]

Yeah, but once you put the first tire patch on her they all look the same!!

[iguana]

Impress your friends:
http://www.chrisrenee.com/Guest/312.JPG

This could be our gangbang girl...no holes barred!:D

[Toad-O-Line]

No, she was drunk that afternoon. We were drinking Shirley Temples and eating gin soaked marshmallows that afternoon.

I'll never forget her......The way her hair swung in the breeze from the lake, she was always a quiet girl and kept to herself. Around my family she tended to be shy (especially at holidays) but once you got to know her, you could almost read her mind.

Geez.......I'm heading out for a drink!