gramage
04-25-2002, 11:50 PM
I did an audition for a theatre program at my school earlier today and a few things just craked me up that I thought I'd share. for the audition you had to create your own monologue based on either a)the strangest thing happened the other day b) if a genie could grant me one wish or c) my culteral heritage is. here's a few highlights
for culteral heritage, a white girl referred to the white race as "the grout of the culteral mosaic, we're everywhere but everyones looking at the tiles instead"
for the genie one, a guy talking about a weight loss plan that claimed lose 10 punds in 48 hours, and he said "what do I cut off an arm?"
and for the strangest thing. A girl talking about this huge vibrator she got, and now she's no longer intimidated by men "I don't need you anymore I've got my own penis"
for culteral heritage, a white girl referred to the white race as "the grout of the culteral mosaic, we're everywhere but everyones looking at the tiles instead"
for the genie one, a guy talking about a weight loss plan that claimed lose 10 punds in 48 hours, and he said "what do I cut off an arm?"
and for the strangest thing. A girl talking about this huge vibrator she got, and now she's no longer intimidated by men "I don't need you anymore I've got my own penis"